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The Short Fuse Apr 24, 2016

Arsenal v Sunderland Player Ratings - Frustrated Tweeters Speak

Real, yet anonymous, tweets from today's game. Cech - "I've seen Giroud on the floor more than Petr Cech" Bellerin - "Bellerin's a brilliant player, having a bad game though" Mertesacker - "The question still stands as to why we are so shambolic at the back at times? The answer still isn't Per" Koscielny - "I don't think I'd keep any of these #arsenal players in the team. Maybe cech and koscielny." Monreal - "Younes done monreal for pace. Retire fella" Elneny - "Elneny such a good buy from Wenger." Ramsey - "really weird how Ramsey plays the ball far quicker when he's got an actual...
The Short Fuse Apr 24, 2016

Arsenal v Sunderland Player Ratings - Frustrated Tweeters

Cech - "I've seen Giroud on the floor more than Petr Cech" Bellerin - "Bellerin's a brilliant player, having a bad game though" Mertesacker - "The question still stands as to why we are so shambolic at the back at times? The answer still isn't Per" Koscielny - "I don't think I'd keep any of these #arsenal players in the team. Maybe cech and koscielny." Monreal - "Younes done monreal for pace. Retire fella" Elneny - "Elneny such a good buy from Wenger." Ramsey - "really weird how Ramsey plays the ball far quicker when he's got an actual footballer next to him, not a human...
The Short Fuse Apr 21, 2016

Arsenal v West Brom SAT Word Player Ratings

"When they're good, they are very good." Cech - Sporadically Commanding Monreal - Dependable Koscielny - Imperturbable Mertesacker - Phlegmatic  Bellerin - Unbuttoned Elneny - Ubiquitous Ramsey - Surprisingly Disciplined Ozil - Effortlessly Sophisticated Alexis - Indomitable Iwobi - Indefatigable Giroud - Lumbersexual --- Coquelin - Uncomplicated Campbell - Instantly Impactful Walcott - Played --- Bonus Rating 1st Half Ben Foster - Sub-optimal 2nd Half Ben Foster - Unbelievably lucky
The Short Fuse Apr 17, 2016

Arsenal v Crystal Palace Player Rating Questions

The most lopsided game of keep-ball I have ever seen ends in a draw. Cech - Why don't you get a helmet with a brim for these sunny days? Monreal - Are you so exasperated by our attacking deficiencies that you feel the need to get back stick? Koscielny - Honestly, how much do you miss Per? Gabriel - Where are you keeping the nudes of Arsene? Bellerin - How low down the table do we have to fall for you to angle for a move to Barcelona? Coquelin - Can you google "Makelele" and then just do that? Elneny - Can you tell the other guys they are also allowed to shoot from outside the box? Ozil -...
The Short Fuse Apr 17, 2016

Arsenal v Crystal Palace: Lineups, how to watch

Arsenal take on Alan Pardew's side. WHAT: Arsenal vs. Crystal Palace Premier League WHERE: Emirates Stadium, London WHEN: Sunday, April 17, 2016 8AM PT/11AM ET/4PM BT HOW (to watch): US: NBCSN, Telemundo, NBC Sports Live Extra Worldwide info: livesoccer.tv And here are the lineups: Arsenal: Cech; Bellerín, Gabriel, Koscielny, Monreal; Coquelin, Elneny; Alexis, Özil, Iwobi; WelbeckSubs: Ospina, Mertesacker, Chambers, Ramsey, Campbell, Walcott, Giroud Crystal Palace: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; Puncheon, Jedinak, Cabaye, Ledley, Bolase; Wickham Subs: Speroni,...
London24 Apr 15, 2016

‘I’m very impressed’ Koscielny heaps praise on January addition ahead of Palace

Arsenal centre-back Laurent Koscielny says he has been ‘very impressed’ with the impression Mohamed Elneny has made since joining the club.
The Short Fuse Apr 9, 2016

Arsenal v West Ham Player Rating GIFs

Andy Carroll finally justifies the transfer fee Liverpool paid for him. Ospina Bellerin Koscielny Gabriel Monreal Elneny Coquelin Ozil Alexis Iwobi Welbeck --- Ramsey Giroud Walcott --- Wenger
Daily Mail Apr 7, 2016

Laurent Koscielny is among best defenders in world football, says Arsenal defender Gabriel

Gabriel believes team-mate Laurent Koscielny is 'one of the best defenders in the world' and is hoping to replicate the Frenchman's rise to the top. 

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