7:19 PM EDT, Sun May 24, 2015
The Busby Babe May 18, 2015

Memphis Depay completes Manchester United medical

Open wide. Say 'aaaah'. Good news, everybody. Memphis Depay has visited Manchester United's doctors and been pronounced fit and healthy. Well, fit enough and healthy enough; these are the people that signed Owen Hargreaves. Announcing the news, Manchester United's official website really went to town: Memphis Depay has today completed his medical at Manchester United. The Club will now work towards finalising his registration when the international transfer window opens in June. That's it. That's literally it. No amusing anecdote, no quotes for padding, nothing. Don't they realise that...

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