4:13 AM EDT, Thu July 30, 2015
Viva El Birdos Jul 28, 2015

Choose Jason Motte's Own Adventure Finale

The Cubs have won the World Series on a Cardinals blog and it's all your fault, VEB. Remember six months ago when I thought it'd be great to create a Choose Your Own Adventure version of Cardstoons? Well, today you get the finale but you're not going to like it. Here's a quick recap of the first two installments: Jason Motte and Daniel Descalso cash in on free agency. VEB decides that Motte will live modestly and donate to charity instead of investing in a new business or buying a ton of goats to reverse the Cubs' curse. Having done the pure and noble thing, the Gods of Baseball smile upon...

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