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Mariners 2, Twins 1: James Paxton is your new God, now

Mariners 2, Twins 1: James Paxton is your new God, now

Fernando Romero did everything he could, but was up against the Cruel Overlord of Pure Evil. In the career of every young up-and-coming pitcher, there are moments where he has to Prove Himself against an established opponent. How the youngster reacts to this challenge tells us a great important huge deal about his Gut Fire, his Inner Moxie. Will he get that Win? Will he cower up like an armadillo on bad weed and let The Enemy Triumph? If any part of that paragraph made sense to you, seek counseling immediately. Fernando Romero was fantastic here, only a walk, wild pitch, and slow-ass...

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