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Sansevere: Douse Mauer in Gasoline and Chase Him with Matches

Sansevere: Douse Mauer in Gasoline and Chase Him with Matches

The Pioneer Press columnist thinks that only the threat of being burned alive can help the Twins first baseman. What will the Twins' next manager do about Joe Mauer? Here's a thought: Douse him in gasoline and chase him with matches. Hear me out. The reason he was told to pack away his catcher's mitt was because he kept getting hurt and there was a belief sticking him at first and having him DH would mean fewer injuries and more games played. Well ... He had 11 home runs in 2013, just four this season. He had eight more doubles and a .324 batting average in 2013. He hit .277 in this...

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