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Red Reporter Jan 21, 2015


A series of haiku inspired by Skip Schumaker This is Red Reporter's birthday week. BK asked us what we might like to do to contribute. My contributions to the site over these many years have often been really, really stupid. And if not stupid, then definitely absurd. so then I thought of this. Happy birthday, Red Reporter. Perhaps the only thing more absurd than a series of haiku inspired by Skip Schumaker is titling it with a portmanteau of the art form and his name. The dirt in the windLast out to end the inningNo aspersions cast Superfluous, beFifth outfielder with proud smirkHit...

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