12:17 AM EDT, Tue September 02, 2014
Straight Outta Vancouver 9 hours ago

Memphis Grizzlies sign 2013 NCAA Tournament star Luke Hancock to one-year deal

Yay.. The Memphis Grizzlies are now the Western Conference favorites to make the 2015 NBA Finals thanks to the signing of the Most Outstanding Player from the 2013 NCAA Tournament, Luke Hancock. This news coincides with the related story of our universe melding with another parallel reality that also has LeBron James signing with the Grizzlies this season, and borrowing elements from yet another universe where Tim Duncan and Tony Parker die in their late 20's due to Gregg Popovich going on a bath salt and spice binge that causes him to stab both men in their hearts with shards of a pinot...

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