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Insane Leafs Comparisons

Do you like metaphors? No? Too bad. The Leafs employ many hockey players.  Here are the things that they are. Nazem Kadri Naz is The Clash.  He's a full-on punk while also being much more talented than that label gives him credit for. Leo Komarov Leo Komarov is your cool uncle who has somehow won at having a midlife crisis.  You know who looks good with a handlebar?  Leo and Wendel Clark.  That's it. Auston Matthews Matthews is Sidney Crosby.  See?  Now it's out there in the open and we can all relax.  It's fine. Connor Brown Connor Brown is Ron...

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