3:55 PM EST, Fri December 06, 2019
Red Reporter 4 hours ago
Red Reposter – Yet another frozen railroad spike driven directly into Wick’s heart

Red Reposter – Yet another frozen railroad spike driven directly into Wick’s heart

Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports He’s a pretty big Phamn, you know Robert Nightengale the Elder reports that the Padres and Rays have consummated a deal exchanging outfielders Tommy Pham and Hunter Renfroe (and some other players). Pham has been a Red Reporter favorite since his breakout with the Whiny Little Bitching Cardinals back in 2017, mostly due to his well-rounded skills and consistent output (that particular brand of sexiness plays well at the RRHQ offices). He woulda done quite a bit to goose the Reds’ lineup in 2020 had such things come to pass, but alack a duck and fuck my...
Red Reporter 7 hours ago
Updating the Top 100: Joey Votto

Updating the Top 100: Joey Votto

David Kohl-USA TODAY Sports I have this long-ago memory from when I was a child, in which a group of us neighborhood kids were playing at a local park, back when kids played at local parks without parent supervision or structured activity. In the memory, a pair of teenagers began to fight each other on the other end of the park. Young boys being who they are, we all gravitated towards the end of the park where the fighting was happening, so as to get a better view. It didn’t take long before it was clear that one of the pugilists was far better at the craft of ass-kicking than the...
Cincinnati.com 17 hours ago
Cincinnati Reds looked beyond numbers to sign Mike Moustakas

Cincinnati Reds looked beyond numbers to sign Mike Moustakas

"The analytics and metrics of our game leave a void in character and stature of who Mike Moustakas is," said Moustakas's agent Scott Boras.        
Cincinnati.com 17 hours ago
Mike Moustakas explains why he signed with the Cincinnati Reds

Mike Moustakas explains why he signed with the Cincinnati Reds

Mike Moustakas discusses his decision to sign with the Cincinnati Reds and his willingness to play second base next year.        
Cincinnati.com 18 hours ago
Cincinnati Reds assistant hitting coach Donnie Ecker takes job with San Francisco Giants

Cincinnati Reds assistant hitting coach Donnie Ecker takes job with San Francisco Giants

Donnie Ecker, who was the Reds' assistant hitting coach, was credited with overhauling Aristides Aquino's swing before his breakout year.