Kyle Meinke

To be fair, that's how most of his press conference went. Here it is, in all it's glory.

Matthew Stafford isn't the only one with a canon. And no, we're not talking about Matt Cassel.

The Lions are going to have cornerback Darius Slay and receiver Marvin Jones Sunday night against New England, but they're going to be without Ezekiel Ansah for a second straight week.

Rob Gronkowski in a Lions uniform? Apparently, it was nearly so this offseason. But he said he'd rather quit than play for Detroit.

Detroit (0-2) hosts the Patriots (1-1) at 8:20 p.m. Sunday on NBC.

The Lions are off to a dreadful 0-2 start. Now their struggling defense has to face Tom Brady, Josh Gordon and the New England Patriots.

The Lions offense has caught a break.

The Lions are 0-2 and currently on pace to have the worst defense in the history of the NFL. Oh, and Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are coming to town Sunday night.

LeGarrette Blount knew it was coming. Now it's done.

The Detroit Lions just might have Darius Slay on the field after all.

The Detroit Lions' final practice of the week offered a couple surprises, with Darius Slay making a return, but Taylor Dekcker nowhere to be seen.

The speedy receiver was acquired in a trade with Cleveland on Monday, and has been on the practice field throughout the week for the Patriots.

The good news is Ezekiel Ansah and T.J. Lang are still practicing the Lions. The bad news is Darius Slay still isn't.

Roberts went up over Adrian Colbert and hauled in the pass for a 15-yard touchdown. It was the first score of his career, and helped propel the Lions within three points of San Francisco.

There are things to like about the Detroit Lions offense, such as the emergence of Kenny Golladay. But it's mostly been a struggle for a Lions offense that was expected to be among the best in the league.