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Week Thirteen NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Week Thirteen NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Joseph Maiorana-USA TODAY Sports Another stellar game from Mr. Do-It-All Join us here each week, my friends, to find out how your favorite former Oregon Duck players are doing at the next level. NFL stats courtesy of pro-football-reference.com; CFL stats courtesy of CFL.ca Ugo Amadi - Safety, Seattle Seahawks Amadi had 2 combined tackles in Seattle’s 30-23 win over San Francisco. Arik Armstead - Defensive End, San Francisco 49ers Armstead had a sack, 4 combined tackles including a tackle for loss, and 2 quarterback hits in San Francisco’s loss. Brady Breeze -...
Dec 7, 2021
Addicted to Quack Looks at the Coaching Candidates

Addicted to Quack Looks at the Coaching Candidates

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports Just who ARE these professors of the pigskin vying to be the next coach of the Oregon Ducks? So many names have already been bandied about in the 24+ hours since He Who Shall Not Be Named left for the University Once Known as Relevant, but what do we really KNOW about them? Yours truly takes a deep dive into their backgrounds (well, I Googled them), and finds out what they’re really about. Dave Aranda Head coach, Baylor Bears Age: 45 Coaching record: 13-9 Pros: West Coast roots; turned 2-7 doormat in 2020 into 11-2...
Dec 5, 2021
Willie Or Won’t He: The Mario Cristobal Saga Open Thread

Willie Or Won’t He: The Mario Cristobal Saga Open Thread

Troy Wayrynen-USA TODAY Sports Mario C. is still the head coach of the Oregon Ducks— but for how long? So I woke up this morning, as many of you people assuredly did, to find that multiple reports are indicating that the University of Miami and Oregon Ducks Head Coach Mario Cristobal have a deal in place and that he will be the next coach of the Hurricanes. But apparently all of these stories are based off of one tweet from some online talking head out of Florida named Michael Ryan Ruiz, who is the executive producer of Dan LeBatard’s radio show. According to...
Dec 4, 2021
Oregon Ducks PAC 12 Championship Report Card

Oregon Ducks PAC 12 Championship Report Card

Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports Oregon flat out embarrasses themselves on the national stage This was the report I did NOT want to write. I did not want to believe that Oregon, thoroughly and completely humiliated two weeks ago in Salt Lake, could come out and repeat their same sorry performance again, and on a much larger stage to boot. But indeed they did. The Ducks came out flat and uninspired, and Utah destroyed them. Again. Oregon was outscored 76 to 17 in the two games against the Utes. Let me repeat that— SEVENTY-SIX to SEVENTEEN. These two games weren’t...
Dec 3, 2021
Championship Weekend Open Thread Fix Thingy

Championship Weekend Open Thread Fix Thingy

Photo by Cody Glenn/Icon Sportswire via Who will join Oregon in raising a trophy? And here we are— the weekend we’ve all been waiting for. Where the rubber meets the road. Where we separate the wheat from the chaff. Where we lead the horse to the water and... wait, that’s not right, never mind. Anyway, enjoy this veritable smorgasbord of college foobawwww, and then get ready for Bowl Season! All times listed PST Friday: 5:00 - #10 Oregon vs. #17 Utah, ABC Of course they put the best game first Saturday: 9:00 - Kent State vs. Northern Illinois, ESPN Nothing...
Dec 1, 2021
Week Twelve Oregon Ducks Report Card

Week Twelve Oregon Ducks Report Card

Photo by Brian Murphy/Icon Sportswire via The Ducks gain a modicum of revenge in TGFKATCW Welp, better late than never... Yours truly had a playdate Saturday afternoon to watch Peter Jackson’s brilliant Get Back documentary, and it did not disappoint. Even if you are just a casual fan, check it out, especially parts two and three, though part one is particularly fascinating if you’d like to know how the sausage is made, songwriting-wise. Paul McCartney is a fucking wizard. Oh, so anyway, because I was preoccupied with The Beatles, I stupidly forgot to set my...
Nov 30, 2021
Week Twelve NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Week Twelve NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Photo by Richard Rodriguez/ The Return of the GOAT Join us here each week, my friends, to find out how your favorite former Oregon Duck players are doing at the next level. NFL stats courtesy of pro-football-reference.com; CFL stats courtesy of CFL.ca Ugo Amadi - Safety, Seattle Seahawks Amadi had 3 combined tackles in Seattle’s 17-15 loss to Washington. Arik Armstead - Defensive End, San Francisco 49ers Armstead had 2 combined tackles in San Francisco’s 34-26 win over Minnesota. Brady Breeze - Safety, Tennessee Titans Brady was inactive for Tennessee’s 36-13...
Nov 26, 2021
College Game Day Weekend Thread

College Game Day Weekend Thread

Photo by Brian Murphy/Icon Sportswire via What better way to work off all that turkey and dressing than watching the final regular season weekend of college football? So many Friday games that I thought it wise to post this a day early. Enjoy the games, and enjoy your weekend, errrrrrrybody. (All game times listed are PST) FRIDAY 9:00 - Boise State at #21 San Diego State, CBS This could be a real barn burner 10:30 - #16 Iowa at Nebraska, Big Ten Network This, however, won’t be 12:30 - #4 Cincinnati at East Carolina, ABC Now watch the Bearcats choke and blow their...
Nov 23, 2021
Week Eleven NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Week Eleven NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Photo by Kevork Djansezian/ The Legend Grows Join us here each week, my friends, to find out how your favorite former Oregon Duck players are doing at the next level. NFL stats courtesy of pro-football-reference.com; CFL stats courtesy of CFL.ca Ugo Amadi - Safety, Seattle Seahawks Amadi had 3 combined tackles in Seattle’s 23-13 loss to Arizona. Arik Armstead - Defensive End, San Francisco 49ers Armstead had 2 combined tackles in San Francisco’s 30-10 win over Jacksonville. Brady Breeze - Safety, Tennessee Titans Brady was inactive for Tennessee’s surprising 22-13...
Nov 21, 2021
Week Eleven Oregon Ducks Report Card

Week Eleven Oregon Ducks Report Card

Photo by Chris Gardner/ In the biggest conference game of the season, Oregon craps the bed To give you an idea of how this evening is going, I’m writing this article with ten minutes left in the fourth quarter. Luckily you people can turn this derpfest off and tune in to reruns of Cops or whatever one does on Saturday night, but I HAVE to keep watching. I’ll be honest, despite my rather cavalier prediction Friday (45-21 Oregon, for those of you who may have missed it), I had reservations about this game for some time, and deep down feared that Oregon would not only...
Nov 16, 2021
Week Ten NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Week Ten NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Photo by Patrick McDermott/ aka The MASH Unit Join us here each week, my friends, to find out how your favorite former Oregon Duck players are doing at the next level. NFL stats courtesy of pro-football-reference.com; CFL stats courtesy of CFL.ca Ugo Amadi - Safety, Seattle Seahawks Amadi had 7 combined tackles and a pass break-up in Seattle’s 17-0 loss at Green Bay. Arik Armstead - Defensive End, San Francisco 49ers Armstead did not play in San Francisco’s huge 31-10 victory over the Los Angeles Rams due to a neck injury. Brady Breeze - Safety, Tennessee...
Nov 14, 2021
Week Ten Oregon Ducks Report Card

Week Ten Oregon Ducks Report Card

Photo by Steve Dykes/ Ducks survive a stiff test from Wazzu I guess I can exhale now. Considering the recent history of this rivalry, I feared this game more than any other on Oregon’s remaining schedule. Mission Accomplished. This week: Oregon vs. Washington State Offense: Arguably one of Oregon’s better performances this season; yes, quarterback Anthony Brown only threw for 135 yards, but it was pretty obvious from the outset that the Ducks were going to lean on their run game to earn the victory, and that plan was wildly successful; a week after gashing the...
Nov 9, 2021
Week Nine NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

Week Nine NFL Pro-Ducks Round Up

BILL INGRAM /THE PALM BEACH POST / USA TODAY NETWORK aka The Justin Herbert Stans Join us here each week, my friends, to find out how your favorite former Oregon Duck players are doing at the next level. NFL stats courtesy of pro-football-reference.com; CFL stats courtesy of CFL.ca Ugo Amadi - Safety, Seattle Seahawks Seattle had a BYE this week. Arik Armstead - Defensive End, San Francisco 49ers Armstead had a big game in San Francisco’s 31-17 loss to Arizona, tallying a season-high 10 combined tackles, including a tackle for loss, a sack, and a QB hit. Brady Breeze...

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